Talk like a pirate day!

don't forget about Talk like a pirate day! it's tomorrow! My boss Elaine is crazy weird about pirates!

This is the main page
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

...and instructions for how to talk like a pirate!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Find out your pirate name!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Mine's Epileptic Antionia Smythe

and another pirate name quiz
http://www.piratequiz.com/
my name is
Dread Pirate Cash

and of course, the pirate translator!
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

and some pirate jokes!

Why is pirating addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say? RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? Arrr! Me heartie!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!"